Happy St. Patrick’s day! Or, what I would like to refer to it as DUI day! I didn’t even know it was St. Patrick’s until yesterday… I was at the store buying green nail polish and the checkout lady asked me if I was buying it for the holiday. No. I just wanted green nail polish, lately I’ve been into the bright colors like green, yellow, and orange. James thinks it’s ugly, but I’m tired of him ALWAYS telling me what nail polish colors to wear! It’s uh…kinda scaring me. Sometimes, after I finish painting my nails, he’ll be like “UH! I don’t like that color! Take it off! I like “WTF, dude? Why do you care?” It’s seriously annoying!
Anyway, yeah… so St Patrick’s… I don’t know if we’re going out tonight, probably not. I think it’s dangerous to be out on the road with all the drunks, and I’d be pissed if we got pulled over just because the cop feels like pulling someone over. I’ve never even had a ticket, and I don’t want that to change.
Plus, the times I’ve been drunk have never been to pretty:
I’m sitting on a toilet crying… I have no memory of this picture being taken. I also looked so hideous, I had to change the picture to black and white. But, I still crack up every time I look at it. Good times.
I just finished cleaning the whole apartment, it took me 3 hours. I do a little cleaning every week, but the place needed a good cleaning. I even did the ceiling fans because they were all dusty and it was disgusting, now my nose itches. (It could be the boogers though.) Sometimes I wish we didn’t have Krissy, (the dog) I HATE dog hair it grosses me out how it gets all over the place. I emptied out the vacuum before I started vacuuming, and by the time I was done it was overfilled with dog hair! I vacuum every week too. Besides, Krissy is annoying…she’s obsessive compulsive and has to follow James and I where ever we go. James being the dork he is made up a song about it to the melody of “Downtown.” “KRIIIISY obsessive compulsive dog, KRIIISY She’s always watchin’ me.” Making up songs is fun.
Doesn’t my living room look sparkley clean…? No? Ok. Do you love the huge television like overtaking the room?
I hate how our apartment is so dull and boring with the empty walls. The only room that has stuff on the walls is the office and it’s all of the boyfriend’s sport memorabilia. I want to decorate, but I figure we’re not planning on staying here long anyway so the white walls will have to do. If I was going to decorate I would hang up canvas art like this, I also like paintings of people like Marilyn Monroe and James Dean. The next time I decorate my bathroom instead of doing Hello Kitty I would like to do a sort vintage look. I think it would be more grown up and appropriate, the Hello Kitty is cute but I can always do that again when I have kids in 20 years. I love the vintage Vogue art at Bed Bath & Beyond!! I would love to browse through a copy of Vogue that old… there is always evilbay!
I’m hungry…I haven’t ate since 2pm? Yeah…there is no food here and I have $10 dollars. I need to go back to work, I don’t want to but I need to start racking in the phat cash again. (Yeah, right.) I need to look for a different job but it takes forever to find one down here, I think it’s because it’s so overpopulated. Plus, I have my classes so I’ll probably just stay at the job I’m at. Phooey.
I wanted a Coney dog in a bad way last night, so I went and tried the new burger place Five Guys, they’re supposed to be the god of hamburgers or something… It was good, but SO greasy…like the soak through the paper bag kind of greasy. I don’t think it agreed with my stomach because at about 4am I started dry heaving, and my stomach hurt really bad! It still hurts… I don’t know if it was the hot dog or what, but it wasn’t fun and I don’t think I’ll be eating there again.
I have an obsession with that new television show America’s Best Dance Crew. Most of the groups on there are amazing, but I’d have to say my favorite group is the Jabbawockeez. They look like robots when they’re dancing, and hit every move just right.
They are sick!
I’ve always had a slight interest in dancing since I was little, I even went to dance school for one year, but I hated it because the other little girls were snotty. I remember my momma bought my recital video, it was funny because it taped me messing up really bad. I wish I could find that video…
Another thing I love about the Dance show is Slater is hosting it, if only he’d rock his puffy pants…
Gosh…Saved By The Bell was so corny, but ya gotta love it!
Speaking of corniness, I think I’m gonna go watch Full House and finish laundry. I was going to go thrifting today but I don’t feel like withdrawing money from my back account.
I just finished cleaning the whole apartment, it took me 3 hours. I do a little cleaning every week, but the place needed a good cleaning. I even did the ceiling fans because they were all dusty and it was disgusting, now my nose itches. (It could be the boogers though.) Sometimes I wish we didn’t have Krissy, (the dog) I HATE dog hair it grosses me out how it gets all over the place. I emptied out the vacuum before I started vacuuming, and by the time I was done it was overfilled with dog hair! I vacuum every week too. Besides, Krissy is annoying…she’s obsessive compulsive and has to follow James and I where ever we go. James being the dork he is made up a song about it to the melody of “Downtown.” “KRIIIISY obsessive compulsive dog, KRIIISY She’s always watchin’ me.” Making up songs is fun. 
Hey there, I'm Crystal and this is my blog website. Here you'll read posts about my passions, life, and a lot of randomness.
