What the…?

March 29th, 2008

For as long as I can remember I’ve always used cry5tal for my screenames online. Well, yesterday I googled search cry5tal and found a couple of my old journals way back from 2003. They make me lol. It’s ridiculous how I used to talk; I cussed waay too much, was obsessed with boys, and my grammar was horrid! (Not that it’s perfect now, but still!)

Here’s a entry from one of them:

Taco bell is animated. [26 Sep 2003|12:07am]
[ mood | weird ]

lmao I am such a tard, I thought it was still yesterday so I was going to make fun of myself for posting twice in one day, but then I looked at the clock and noticed it’s a different day! Heh wouldn’t that of been funny?

I’m in a weird mood, see my new icon? It’s animated. Animated… heh that’s such a different word it reminds me of Animals that have mated.

Gosh…I was such an IDIOT! What the heck is wrong with posting twice in one day? That post didn’t even have a purpose…I was just showcasing how stupid I was.

And…another:

So I meet this guy and he’s not very cute and he’s a year younger then me but he’s really really cool and nice. I talked to him on the phone for about an hour yesterday, I think I talk his ear off. Plus hes a juggalo, and I am fucking tired of all the hot guy’s being the asshole’s.

A juggalo? HAHAHA! It’s really sickening how obsessed I used to be with Insane Clown Posse. And…nice punctuation teeny Crystal.

It’s a damn good thing I’ve grown up. I used to act so immature! I still have my weird sense of humor, but I’m no longer a dumbass. It’s funny, because now I’m twenty-three years old, and people always think I’m older because of the way I act and carry myself. But, when I wrote those posts I was seventeen and eighteen and you’d think I was some 13 year old!

This post doesn’t really have a point…I just find it funny how much I’ve changed.

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St. Patty’s

March 17th, 2008

Happy St. Patrick’s day! Or, what I would like to refer to it as DUI day! I didn’t even know it was St. Patrick’s until yesterday… I was at the store buying green nail polish and the checkout lady asked me if I was buying it for the holiday. No. I just wanted green nail polish, lately I’ve been into the bright colors like green, yellow, and orange. James thinks it’s ugly, but I’m tired of him ALWAYS telling me what nail polish colors to wear! It’s uh…kinda scaring me. Sometimes, after I finish painting my nails, he’ll be like “UH! I don’t like that color! Take it off! I like “WTF, dude? Why do you care?” It’s seriously annoying!

Anyway, yeah… so St Patrick’s… I don’t know if we’re going out tonight, probably not. I think it’s dangerous to be out on the road with all the drunks, and I’d be pissed if we got pulled over just because the cop feels like pulling someone over. I’ve never even had a ticket, and I don’t want that to change.

Plus, the times I’ve been drunk have never been to pretty:

I’m sitting on a toilet crying… I have no memory of this picture being taken. I also looked so hideous, I had to change the picture to black and white. But, I still crack up every time I look at it. Good times.

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Scrub-a-dub-dub.

February 29th, 2008

I just finished cleaning the whole apartment, it took me 3 hours. I do a little cleaning every week, but the place needed a good cleaning. I even did the ceiling fans because they were all dusty and it was disgusting, now my nose itches. (It could be the boogers though.) Sometimes I wish we didn’t have Krissy, (the dog) I HATE dog hair it grosses me out how it gets all over the place. I emptied out the vacuum before I started vacuuming, and by the time I was done it was overfilled with dog hair! I vacuum every week too. Besides, Krissy is annoying…she’s obsessive compulsive and has to follow James and I where ever we go. James being the dork he is made up a song about it to the melody of “Downtown.” “KRIIIISY obsessive compulsive dog, KRIIISY She’s always watchin’ me.” Making up songs is fun.

Doesn’t my living room look sparkley clean…? No? Ok. Do you love the huge television like overtaking the room?

I hate how our apartment is so dull and boring with the empty walls. The only room that has stuff on the walls is the office and it’s all of the boyfriend’s sport memorabilia. I want to decorate, but I figure we’re not planning on staying here long anyway so the white walls will have to do. If I was going to decorate I would hang up canvas art like this, I also like paintings of people like Marilyn Monroe and James Dean. The next time I decorate my bathroom instead of doing Hello Kitty I would like to do a sort vintage look. I think it would be more grown up and appropriate, the Hello Kitty is cute but I can always do that again when I have kids in 20 years. I love the vintage Vogue art at Bed Bath & Beyond!! I would love to browse through a copy of Vogue that old… there is always evilbay!

I’m hungry…I haven’t ate since 2pm? Yeah…there is no food here and I have $10 dollars. I need to go back to work, I don’t want to but I need to start racking in the phat cash again. (Yeah, right.) I need to look for a different job but it takes forever to find one down here, I think it’s because it’s so overpopulated. Plus, I have my classes so I’ll probably just stay at the job I’m at. Phooey.

xoxo, Crystal

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