St. Patty’s
Happy St. Patrick’s day! Or, what I would like to refer to it as DUI day! I didn’t even know it was St. Patrick’s until yesterday… I was at the store buying green nail polish and the checkout lady asked me if I was buying it for the holiday. No. I just wanted green nail polish, lately I’ve been into the bright colors like green, yellow, and orange. James thinks it’s ugly, but I’m tired of him ALWAYS telling me what nail polish colors to wear! It’s uh…kinda scaring me. Sometimes, after I finish painting my nails, he’ll be like “UH! I don’t like that color! Take it off! I like “WTF, dude? Why do you care?” It’s seriously annoying!
Anyway, yeah… so St Patrick’s… I don’t know if we’re going out tonight, probably not. I think it’s dangerous to be out on the road with all the drunks, and I’d be pissed if we got pulled over just because the cop feels like pulling someone over. I’ve never even had a ticket, and I don’t want that to change.
Plus, the times I’ve been drunk have never been to pretty:
I’m sitting on a toilet crying… I have no memory of this picture being taken. I also looked so hideous, I had to change the picture to black and white. But, I still crack up every time I look at it. Good times.
Here’s another one from the same night, only earlier:
Why does drinking alcohol magically turn straight women into lesbians…?
Those pictures are from over a year ago. I haven’t been drunk like that in a looong time! I don’t like drinking a lot, a nice buzz is enough for me.
If anyone goes out tonight, please, be careful!
xoxo, Crystal
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March 17th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Dude, I have photos of me making out with women drunk, lol. Well, not drunk, just drinking. Fun times.
And you look so cute in the toilet pic!!!!!!! Srsly! Haha. I have a pic of my friend hugging the toilet bowl at a Hed Kandi event. She passed out on me in the bathroom in front of all these girls and she was knocked out for about 15 seconds. It was…funny
I have green nail polish, too! But I haven’t used it. I usually wear red, though.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Oh oh, and The Face Shop is a Korean brand that caters to Asian…uh, faces. They’re my fave make-up brand, all their stuff is yummy.
And I havent figured out my hosting/bandwidth woes yet
I’ve used 90% of my BW limit. Sigh. Downtime!!!
March 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
HAHAHA!! I love the pictures! You were so cute in the first one, actually. You’re like a little kid who didn’t get her Barbie doll… AWWW!!! I wonder what happened, and what made you cry, when you look like you’re so ready to party it up in the first pic! Hehe!
I haven’t been to any St. Paddy’s party or anything like that celebrating the day. But you’re right.. I like being buzzed but not drunk. I’ve had my share too and don’t want to repeat those embarrassing moments! That’s why I try to stop drinking as soon as I feel woozy.. because I know it’ll get worse a few minutes after and I’d be too drunk if I don’t stop. Hehe.. we starting to wise up!
March 17th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
We don’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day here. I didn’t even know it was that day until I saw the news. You don’t look hideous in the picture, you actually look cute. :-P I’ve only drank twice in my entire life and the times I did I got drunk after one beer. My tolerance level is pretty low. But I’ve never done anything odd. I heard I’m actually nicer the times I were drunk.
March 17th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
OMG that photo is hilarious! I love that you posted that.
I’m so stealing your idea and posting drunk photos for today!
I’m prolly not drinking either. I might sucker the boyfriend into getting a beer with me, but it’s unlikely.
March 17th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
HA HA WOW! The first one is the most hilarious one! It should be on an anti-drinking ad ha ha =D
Yeah, my boy and I are staying in tonight, watching the bootleg 10,000 B.C. You’re right, it can be dangerous at night, especially with all the drunks. I made the mistake of going to a friends party last year at 9:00PM, because we almost got into an accident TWO times from drunk drivers!
Green nail polish is pretty hot
March 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
You are one SEXY drunk, haha. I would totally turn lesbian with you if we drank together, lmao. I’m staying in tonight. I don’t really feel the need to go out, because it’s going to be one of those nights where everyone gets right smashed, and I’ll end up in a fight haha.
If Scott told me to change my nail polish colour, I’d tell him to kiss my ass, lol.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
lol that picture is hilarious.
I didn’t know today was St. Pats day until today when a lady walked by me and asked, “where’s your green?!?” I wasn’t pinched today! Oh yea, I def remember my drunken moments…memoriesss.
March 18th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Haha, I love the first picture!
I didn’t realize it was St. Patrick’s until about 2pm. Meh, I’ve never celebrated the holiday anyway.
Straight girls that turn les after a few beers are affectionately called six pack lesbians. It’s happened to most of us gals at some drunken point or another, ahaha.
March 18th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Happy St. PAt,, hehe .. people being busy in having fun really cannot notice if it is holiday.. I always miss holidays and just know it is when I have double pay for the day I work on it,, haha
and the pics are so hilarious,, hahah
March 18th, 2008 at 9:54 am
LMMMAAOO! @ the pics
It is kind of weird he cares what color your nails are…
March 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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